第962章 神奇的山匪(第2页)

            

            
            
                一个山匪狞笑道：“小家伙，你会玩剑吗？”
                
            

            

            
            
                “快放下，别弄伤了自己！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你是真的蠢！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “若你不说她是扬州第一美人，我们兄弟还没兴趣，既然你说了......我们就劫个色吧！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你们敢？”
                
            

            

            
            
                车辕上的少年挥舞着手中剑道：“若是你们敢上前，我就和你拼了！”
                
            

            

            
            
                王大风眉头一皱：“小兄弟，你是第一次出门吧？”
                
            

            

            
            
                “咳咳咳......”
                
            

            

            
            
                他身边的山匪不得不轻咳几声提醒：“老大，叫小兄弟太亲热......要叫他肥羊，他才能够摆正被抢劫的心态！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你要记住，我们现在是山匪，是穷凶极恶的山匪！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我们不是在走亲戚，我们正在抢劫！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你决不能心软！”
                
            

            

            
            
                就在这时。
                
            

            

            
            
                “咕噜噜......”
                
            

            

            
            
                那山匪的肚子发出饥饿提醒！
                
            

            

            
            
                紧接着，众山匪都捂住肚子，脸色尴尬！
                
            

            

            
            
                王大风忍着肚饿，强行凶狠道：“小肥羊，你现在听到了吧？”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我们都很饿！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “立刻、马上带人离开，将粮食留下，否则本寨主就将你煮来吃掉！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “麻溜的，带着你家小姐滚！”
                
            

            

            
            
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                这话说得大风山众匪很满意！
                
            

            

            
            
                经过他们的耐心教导，老大终是有了土匪样啊！
                
            

            

            
            
                真是足慰平生！
                
            

            

            
            
                太不容易了！
                
            

            

            
            
                他们满脸凶恶的帮腔道：“还不快走？”
                
            

            

            
            
                “走啊！”
                
            

            

            
            
                车辕上的少年眼角青筋直抽搐，闭上眼睛道：“诸位大风山的好汉，这些粮食不能给你们!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “为什么？”
                
            

            

            
            
                王大风一愣：“我们是真的饿！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “咳咳咳......”
                
            

            

            
            
                旁边山匪不得不再次提醒他：“老大，我们是来抢劫的......不用商量。”
                
            

            

            
            
                王大风闻言，直接强横：“你们严肃点，本寨主是来抢劫的，不是来和你们商量的，请尊重我们大风山！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “噗嗤......”
                
            

            

            
            
                马车中的美丽终于忍俊不禁：“大王放心，我们是尊重你们大风山好汉的！”
                
            

            

            
            
                说完。
                
            

            

            
            
                小姐直接掀开车帘，走到车辕上与少年并立，吸引了所有山匪的目光：“大风山的好汉，这些粮食是送给扬州难民营的！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “若是被你们抢了去，扬州难民就会饿死！”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你们可要考虑清楚！”