第2597章 此次一别,不知还能否再见!(第3页)

            

            

            
            
                “刚才还好好的,这我上个厕所的功夫你们两个怎么又干起来了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                面对老大爷的不解,叶风松开了花雪风的脖领子,不满的说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “这个家伙就是欠揍!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “呵,小风风,你现在牛逼了是吧?动不动就想揍我,你干脆直接说你看不起我了不就行了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                面对他的阴阳怪气,叶风摇了摇头也没有搭理他,毕竟他现在这个德行说什么都没用!
                
            

            

            
            
                就在气氛有些尴尬的时候,老大爷忽然说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “我白天去吃西餐的时候,听服务我的婆娘说女魔头又开始大规模残杀平民了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                听到老大爷的话,正准备睡觉的叶风眉头微微皱了起来。
                
            

            

            
            
                老大爷口中的女魔头就是小冷,之前叶风给她找了修道者和异世界的人后,她就没有再对平民动手了,如今怎么又开始了?
                
            

            

            
            
                不过叶风也知道自己对她来说只是一个擦肩而过的过客罢了,他的话没有任何分量,人家想怎么做依旧怎么做。
                
            

            

            
            
                “唉。”
                
            

            

            
            
                叹了口气,叶风也没有继续纠结这件事情。
                
            

            

            
            
                而这个时候老大爷冲着他说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “叶风,上次你跟着那个女魔头好几天,有没有发现什么?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “没有什么发现啊,怎么了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “没事。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “有屁就放,别磨磨蹭蹭的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                听到叶风的话,老大爷挑了挑眉!
                
            

            

            
            
                “你确定?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “废话!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那好,你别动啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                看到他说完话就转过身把屁股对准了自己,随后一连串的屁就蹦了过来,这熏的叶风急忙从树枝上跳了下去!
                
            

            

            
            
                只见他一边扇风一边骂道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “大爷,你踏马是不是有病啊?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “臭小子,明明是你让我放屁的,我放了你还骂我!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我的意思是让你把心里话说出来,放屁只是一个形容词!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那我不管,我只理解字面意思!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我…算了,我惹不起你。”
                
            

            

            
            
                看到叶风吃了个闷亏,花雪风不厚道的笑了。
                
            

            

            
            
                “哈哈,让你嘚瑟,活该!大爷,下次给他来个天崩地裂套餐!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你想要天崩地裂吗?我现在就可以给你!”