第2438章 喷射战士!(第3页)


            
            
                花雪风哭哭啼啼的坐在门外的台阶上,老大爷这个时候揉着肚子走到了他身旁,满意的说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “肚子里的陈年老粪都拉了出去,真舒坦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                看到他一副欠揍的样子,花雪风哭着问道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “我与阁下无冤无仇,阁下为何这般对我?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “这叫以其人之道,还治其人之身,孩子,跟我斗,你还嫩点!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “玛德,我和你拼了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                就在花雪风准备和老大爷拼命的时候,叶风拿着一堆烤串来了!
                
            

            

            
            
                看到他们爷俩一副要同归于尽的样子,他好奇的问道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “你们两个要单挑啊?那进屋打去,正好我带了烤串和啤酒!”
                
            

            

            
            
                看到叶风说完话就奔着自己的豪宅走了过去,花雪风和老大爷谁都没有提醒他,就这样安安静静的看着他走进了豪宅中。
                
            

            

            
            
                三秒钟后。
                
            

            

            
            
                “我尼玛!!老花,你家化粪池炸了啊?呕!”
                
            

            

            
            
                看到叶风一边干呕一边跑了出来,花雪风露出了无耻的笑容!
                
            

            

            
            
                不过想到这里是自己的家后,他脸上的笑容不见了,取而代之的是哭丧的脸。
                
            

            

            
            
                宗主府邸外面的凉亭中。
                
            

            

            
            
                叶风看着正在猛撸串的老大爷,沉思了一下说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “大爷,你憋不住了可以去厕所啊,为啥要在客厅拉呢,这是人干的事吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                面对叶风的不满,老大爷指着对面的花雪风说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “这个小子给我吃的泻药,你说我拉他家客厅有毛病吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “老花你是不是闲的蛋疼啊?好端端的给大爷吃什么泻药啊?这要是给他拉死了,那你就是杀人犯了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                听着叶风的呵斥,花雪风委屈的说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “我不是寻思让他说出他是从哪里来的吗?谁知道这个老家伙为了不说实话,连脸都不要了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                听到是这么回事,叶风微微叹了口气。
                
            

            

            
            
                “唉,老大爷不想说你就不要问嘛,毕竟每个人都有自己的隐私。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我知道错了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “大爷,这件事情是老花做的不对,我代替他向你道歉,还请你大人不记小人过!”
                
            

            

            
            
                面对叶风的道歉,老大爷淡淡的说道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “算了,要不是没有那放了泻药的鸡腿,我肚子里的陈年老粪还拉不出来呢,现在通透多了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “额,吃饭的时候就不要提这个了,大爷,我能问你个问题吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “说!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你是从哪里来的?”